Carbon Fiber Chopsticks for the Desperately Pretentious Costs $149

There are divas, and then are the DIVAs. If you are the latter, you would be one of the most pretentious, and annoying WAGs that would even put the vilest WAG in London to shame. Well, enough of who you are, for here is something that I am sure would make you scream in ecstasy.

The Carbon Fiber Chopsticks are as useless, and as annoyingly pretentious as they could get. It is like having a toothpick made of carbon fibre just to show that you have the money, and trust me that certainly isn’t “luxurious”. First off, there is no food that can’t be eaten without the good ol’ spoons, knives and forks. If you still want to prove to the world that you would not use a fork when you could use something pretentious, try and get these annoying Carbon Fiber Chopsticks which cost an even more annoying $149.

For that kind of money, you could get male escorts who would not only make you happy but would gladly feed you food with their own hands. Oh, apparently these chopsticks come with non-toxic food-safe and dishwasher-safe coating. Call up some hot guys and invite them instead.

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