If you always wanted something cool and something different form what everyone buys, you should try buying a kayak. A kayak is an East Asian water vehicle that transports people in one of those gigantic rivers of Asia.
These vehicles have recently become the coolest thing to own and I am sure if you have pretentious friends, they would already be having one of these. So why not get a Kayak that is the best of them all, the equivalent of a luxury car? The Wave Sport Project 54 CX is a super car version of a kayak and is made of lightweight carbon Kevlar and fiberglass.
Thus, it is lightweight and strong and will never sink. It comes with amazing performance and maneuverability. It comes in a limited edition of 50 and costs $2,500. I would say, just go and get it, think about money later!